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    <title>topic Re: Aggressive Driving Excuses in Leisure &amp; Lifestyle</title>
    <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672116#M19027</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;I just washed my car, I am trying to dry it. [Speeder tells cop]&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 06:54:20 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>SummerOnTheWay1</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2026-05-29T06:54:20Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Aggressive Driving Excuses</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672112#M19023</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;“” I want to be the first one at a red light.”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;”My funeral is next week so I want to get all my errands done quick.”&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 04:23:35 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672112#M19023</guid>
      <dc:creator>Rocky818</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2026-05-29T04:23:35Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Aggressive Driving Excuses</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672113#M19024</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.aarp.org/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/27767872"&gt;@Rocky818&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;wrote&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;Funny hypothetical Excuses why people are always in a hurry on the roads.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;“” I want to be the first one at a red light.”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;”My funeral is next week so I want to get all my errands done quick.”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 04:26:39 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672113#M19024</guid>
      <dc:creator>Rocky818</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2026-05-29T04:26:39Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Aggressive Driving Excuses</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672114#M19025</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.aarp.org/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/27767872"&gt;@Rocky818&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;, I will be back in a few hours to add mine!!! &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":thumbs_up:"&gt;👍&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 06:04:31 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672114#M19025</guid>
      <dc:creator>SummerOnTheWay1</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2026-05-29T06:04:31Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Aggressive Driving Excuses</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672115#M19026</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Lol &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":grinning_face_with_sweat:"&gt;😅&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.aarp.org/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/27767872"&gt;@Rocky818&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;“” I want to be the first one at a red light.”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;”My funeral is next week so I want to get all my errands done quick.”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 06:05:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672115#M19026</guid>
      <dc:creator>SummerOnTheWay1</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2026-05-29T06:05:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Aggressive Driving Excuses</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672116#M19027</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I just washed my car, I am trying to dry it. [Speeder tells cop]&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 06:54:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672116#M19027</guid>
      <dc:creator>SummerOnTheWay1</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2026-05-29T06:54:20Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Aggressive Driving Excuses</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672118#M19028</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":camera_with_flash:"&gt;📸&lt;/span&gt;[*** Attachment]&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="1000006917.jpg" style="width: 1080px;"&gt;&lt;img src="https://community.aarp.org/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/98667iBE62D429DAAE8E38/image-size/large?v=v2&amp;amp;px=999" role="button" title="1000006917.jpg" alt="1000006917.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 06:59:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672118#M19028</guid>
      <dc:creator>SummerOnTheWay1</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2026-05-29T06:59:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Aggressive Driving Excuses</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672149#M19029</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp; " I was in a mad rush because I was heading to Mcds and I wanted to get there before the breakfast menu changed over to the lunch menu."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 14:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672149#M19029</guid>
      <dc:creator>Rocky818</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2026-05-29T14:08:00Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Aggressive Driving Excuses</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672151#M19030</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;My favorite if I can remember to tell it right ......&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp; A state trooper turned his lights on and started chasing a speeder after he took of speeding right in front of him.&amp;nbsp; This went on for a while until he finally pulled over. The officer said "Why did you take off speeding like that?" The guy says "Sorry, my wife ran off with a state trooper and I was afraid he was bringing her back."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 14:29:21 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672151#M19030</guid>
      <dc:creator>Vexed</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2026-05-29T14:29:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Aggressive Driving Excuses</title>
      <link>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672152#M19031</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Lol &lt;a href="https://community.aarp.org/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/26514427"&gt;@Vexed&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":grinning_face_with_sweat:"&gt;😅&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.aarp.org/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/26514427"&gt;@Vexed&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;My favorite if I can remember to tell it right ......&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp; A state trooper turned his lights on and started chasing a speeder after he took of speeding right in front of him.&amp;nbsp; This went on for a while until he finally pulled over. The officer said "Why did you take off speeding like that?" The guy says "Sorry, my wife ran off with a state trooper and I was afraid he was bringing her back."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 14:31:53 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.aarp.org/t5/Leisure-Lifestyle/Aggressive-Driving-Excuses/m-p/2672152#M19031</guid>
      <dc:creator>SummerOnTheWay1</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2026-05-29T14:31:53Z</dc:date>
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