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Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Do you know why a car's windsheild is so large and the rear view mirror is small?

Because our past is not as important as our future. So, look ahead and move on.

Valued Social Butterfly
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When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body.... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Valued Social Butterfly
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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

Valued Social Butterfly
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A blunderbuss can mean a gun or a careless person.

 

The yurt originated in Mongolia.

 

A primatologist studies... Primates

 

In the world of gemstones the Tiger's eye is a semiprecious quartz.

 

 

Valued Social Butterfly
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Teacher:    "Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?"

 

Student:     " If I could, there wouldn't be much point in me being here."

Valued Social Butterfly
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A conclusion is the place you reach when you get tired of thinking..

Valued Social Butterfly
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Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year...not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that have been an even number??

Valued Social Butterfly
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             HAPPY EASTER

                 TO ALL ..

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If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs...

Don't eat them, their not chocolate ! 

 

 

    HAPPY EASTETO ALL !

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Today a man knocked at my door and asked for a small donation torards the local swimming pool.   I gave him a glass of water.