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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Did I really throw my husband out on the street buck naked for taking a bath with bubbles?

Yes I did !  And I threw Bubbles out too.

 

 

 

   HAPPLABODAY    !

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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           Butter   vs   Margarine?

 

I trust cows over scientists !

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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                   HAPPY LABOR DAY WEEKEND TO ALL  !

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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It's hard to make a comeback

If you haven't been anywhere..

 

If voting could really change things...

It would be illegal.

 

Beauty is only a

Light switch away..

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Life is too short to

dance with

ugly men !

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Senior setting up new password, came up with a winner.

 

USER;      ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessnow.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Our thoughts and prayers go out to all effected by Hurricane Harvey.

 

                                           ♥♥

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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The only thing we have left that cannot be changed...

 

Are ...   "Memories",

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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IF LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME..

AND TIME IS A WASTE OF LIFE...

 

THEN LET'S ALL GET WASTED TOGETHER

AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES.

 

 

 

Armand's Pizza Washington, D.C.

 

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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The Governmental approach is to give you something sh--ty for free, then make you pay to get the sh--ty taste out of your mouth.

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