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Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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SENIOR CAMPBELL'S:

 

New large- type Alphabet soup ! Smiley Surprised

Valued Social Butterfly
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REMEMBER...   A day without a smile, is like a day without sunshine.

 

And a day without sunshine, is like.....                            night!!!!

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I don't think all politicians are stupid, but the smart ones are sure good at hiding !

 

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There should be a support group for women who can't put their dishes in the dishwasher dirty...

Valued Social Butterfly
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Growing old is only

a state of mind.

brought on by gray hair,

false teeth,

wrinkles, a pot belly,

and an overall feeling

of being totally pooped.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Ma loves Pa....

Pa loves women...

Ma caught Pa..

With one in swimmin'

Here lies Pa.

 

 

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY  to all the dads out there...Biological and otherwise.♥

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God took the strength of a mountain..

The majesty of a tree

The warmth of a summer sun

The calm of a quiet sea

The generous soul of nature

The comforting arm of night

The wisdom of age

The power of the eagle's flight

The joy of a morning in spring

The faith of a mustard seed

The patience of eternity

The depth of a family need....

 

Then He combined these qualities..

When there was nothing more to add,

He knew His masterpiece was complete.

 

And so.... He called it     DAD  .

 

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If you must burn our flag.... please wrap yourself in it first.

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Anyone can be a father..

But it takes someone special to be a

    Dad !

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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I absolutely love flying....

 

I've been to almost as many places as my luggage....