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Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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           Butter   vs   Margarine?

 

I trust cows over scientists !

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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                   HAPPY LABOR DAY WEEKEND TO ALL  !

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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It's hard to make a comeback

If you haven't been anywhere..

 

If voting could really change things...

It would be illegal.

 

Beauty is only a

Light switch away..

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Life is too short to

dance with

ugly men !

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Senior setting up new password, came up with a winner.

 

USER;      ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessnow.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Our thoughts and prayers go out to all effected by Hurricane Harvey.

 

                                           ♥♥

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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The only thing we have left that cannot be changed...

 

Are ...   "Memories",

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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IF LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME..

AND TIME IS A WASTE OF LIFE...

 

THEN LET'S ALL GET WASTED TOGETHER

AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES.

 

 

 

Armand's Pizza Washington, D.C.

 

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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The Governmental approach is to give you something sh--ty for free, then make you pay to get the sh--ty taste out of your mouth.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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After starting a new diet, I altered my drive to work to avoid passing by my favorite bakery. I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning, and as I approached, there in the window were a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed.... "Lord, it's up to you. If you want me to have any of those delicious goodies, create a parking place for me directly in front of the bakery."

And sure enough, on the eighth time around the block, there it was !

 

     God is good....