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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Q.       Why don't Jewish mothers drink?

A.        The alcohol interferes with their suffering.

 

Q. Why do Jewish mother's make great parole officers?

A.  They never let anyone finish a sentence.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days !"

 

"Force yourself !" she replied.

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LADIES....... it's October. Breast Cancer Awareness Month.   Make your appointment today for your mammogram.

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Old age is not as bad as I thought..

It's a good feeling when you just don't give a hoot anymore and you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.

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                          GOOD RIDDANCE MARIA !

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You can tell alot about a woman's mood just by her hands.

If she's holding a gun, she's probably unhappy.

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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all of the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup,

And sh-- a better argument than that !

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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CHURCH SIGN :

 

WHOEVER STOLE OUR  A/C UNITS, KEEP ONE.

IT'S HOT WHERE YOU'RE GOING !

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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WHOEVER STOLE OUR A/C UNITS...  KEEP ONE.

IT'S HOT WHERE YOU'RE GOING !

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