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Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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"You cannot control the wind....

But you can control the sail..."

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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If your friends can accurately guess your age...

You need to find dumber friends.

 

 

I find it helps to organize chores into categories.

Things I won't do now..

Things I won't do later..

Things I'll never do.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 53 of 2,619 (530 Views)

We pray for understanding as to

how and why this happened.

For the strength to deal with the loss.

 

For the courage to eventually

pick up the pieces and move on with life.

For the ability to one day forgive

those responsible for this great loss.

 

May God fill our hearts with love,

help take away the sorrow,

help heal the wounds.

May the laughter of the children

help us remember that

there is still good in the world.

 

And, may the warmth of the sun

shine down upon us and

help us find our smiles again.

 

September 11, 2001

 

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 54 of 2,619 (541 Views)

Our thoughts and prayers go out today for our neighbors in the South enduring the storms .   ♥

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 55 of 2,619 (556 Views)

At the current rate of legal & illegal aliens entering this country, August 2017 will be designated white history month.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 56 of 2,619 (560 Views)

Why is it after I push one for English,

I still can't understand the person

on the other end?

 

 

Emergency bailout....

Millions, Billions, Trillions...

Let's hope they fix it soon

We only have 23 letters

remaining in the alphabet.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 57 of 2,619 (558 Views)

My friend ( who is very blonde ) was running around every which way, searching all around her living room. "What are you looking for?" I asked her...

"Looking for the hidden camera." she replied.

Shocked, I asked "What makes you think there is a hidden camera?"

 

"That guy on TV knows exactly what I'm doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, "You are watching the shopping channel." How does he know that ! "

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 58 of 2,619 (513 Views)

My weight problem is hereditary, it was passed down from my mouth to my stomach.

 

I have the theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.

It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

 

A house is made of walls and beams..

A home is built with love and dreams.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 59 of 2,619 (521 Views)

I love flying...I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 60 of 2,619 (528 Views)

Did I really throw my husband out on the street buck naked for taking a bath with bubbles?

Yes I did !  And I threw Bubbles out too.

 

 

 

   HAPPLABODAY    !