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Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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A Father is someone who carries

Pictures where his money

Used to be.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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I told my Mom she was invading my personal space.....

 

She told me I came out of her personal space !

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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If you stir coconut oil into your Kale, it makes it easier to scrape into the trash.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Ma loves Pa....

Pa loves women.

Ma caught Pa..

With two in swimmin'.

Here lies Pa....

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Ma loves Pa...

Pa loves women..

Ma caught Pa..

With two in swimmin'...

Here lies Pa.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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My wife likes to talk to me during sex; last night she called me from a hotel..

 

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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It's been a rough day. I got up this morning and put on a shirt and a button fell off...I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom !

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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St Peter looked down on the holiday celebrants and said....

 

"Ya all get in that pickup, and we're going up to the Big House !"

 

 

                           DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE !

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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IT'S THE SOLDIER...... Not the reporter who gives you freedom of the press.

 

IT'S THE SOLDIER...... Not the poet who gives you freedom of speech.

 

IT'S THE SOLDIER...... Not the organizer who allows you to demonstrate.

 

IT'S THE SOLDIER...... Who salutes the flag, whose coffin is draped with the flag, who allows the protestor to burn the flag !!!

 

THANK YOU TO ALL THE SOLDIERS .... AND THEIR FAMILIES FOR THEIR SACRIFICES .

 

 

                                                 GOD BLESS OUR NATION

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses

yearning to breathe free.

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless temptess - tossed to me.

I lift my lamp beside the golden door ! "