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Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 31 of 2,621 (350 Views)

For years and years they told me

Be careful of your breasts

Don't ever squeeze or bruise them,

And give them monthly tests...

 

If I had no problem when I came in

I surely have one now.

If there had been a cyst in there

It would have gone "ker-pow!"

 

This machine was created by a man

Of this I have no doubt.

I'd like to stick his balls in there,

And see how THEY come out!

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 32 of 2,621 (368 Views)

Q.       Why don't Jewish mothers drink?

A.        The alcohol interferes with their suffering.

 

Q. Why do Jewish mother's make great parole officers?

A.  They never let anyone finish a sentence.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 33 of 2,621 (373 Views)

Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days !"

 

"Force yourself !" she replied.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 34 of 2,621 (407 Views)

LADIES....... it's October. Breast Cancer Awareness Month.   Make your appointment today for your mammogram.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 35 of 2,621 (392 Views)

Old age is not as bad as I thought..

It's a good feeling when you just don't give a hoot anymore and you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 36 of 2,621 (381 Views)

                          GOOD RIDDANCE MARIA !

Valued Social Butterfly
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Message 37 of 2,621 (387 Views)

You can tell alot about a woman's mood just by her hands.

If she's holding a gun, she's probably unhappy.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 38 of 2,621 (385 Views)

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all of the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 39 of 2,621 (375 Views)

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup,

And sh-- a better argument than that !

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 40 of 2,621 (379 Views)

CHURCH SIGN :

 

WHOEVER STOLE OUR  A/C UNITS, KEEP ONE.

IT'S HOT WHERE YOU'RE GOING !