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Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Anyone can be a father..

But it takes someone special to be a

    Dad !

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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I absolutely love flying....

 

I've been to almost as many places as my luggage....

Valued Social Butterfly
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Real women don't have hot flashes...

They have Power Surges !

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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"Some may own castles on the banks of the Rhine and hire an orchestra each evening at nine.

But richer than I they will never be..

I had a Dad who spent time with me."

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Never go to bed angry...

 

Stay up and plot your revenge !

Valued Social Butterfly
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"Some may own castles on the banks of the Rhine and hire an orchestra every evening at nine.

 

But richer than I they will never be...

I had a Dad who spent time with me."

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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DOCTOR:  " You'll live to be 60."

 

PATIENT:   "I am 60!"

 

DOCTOR:  "See, what did I tell you?"

 

PATIENT:   "I have a ringing in my ears."

 

DOCTOR:  "Don't answer."

 

A drunk was in front of a judge.

 

The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."

 

The drunk says, "OK, let's get started!"

 

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?

 

They're worth it.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness AFTER I was born.

 

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent my father a piece of my finger. He said he wanted more proof.

 

My wife made me join a bridge club, I jump next Tuesday.

Valued Social Butterfly
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When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father...

 

"We did everything we could, but he pulled through anyway."

 

 

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 40 of 2,525 (314 Views)

A Father is someone who carries

Pictures where his money

Used to be.