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Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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One fine day, in the middle of the night...

Two dead boys got up to fight.

 

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

 

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

Got up and shot the two dead boys.

 

If you don't believe this story's true...

Ask my blind Uncle, he saw it too !

Valued Social Butterfly
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Message 22 of 2,621 (403 Views)

People say. "Great Boris Karloff mask", and you're not wearing a mask.

 

When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, and you lose your balance and fall over.

 

You ask for high fiber candy only.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Message 23 of 2,621 (404 Views)

You know you're too old to Trick or Treat when you get winded from knocking on the door.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Message 24 of 2,621 (387 Views)

I always start running in the Fall....

Not all of me, just my nose..

 

 

 

Maxine

Valued Social Butterfly
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Message 25 of 2,621 (400 Views)

Smith climbs to the top of MT. Sinai to be close to God.

He says, "God, what does 100 years mean to you?"

 

God replies, "A minute."

Valued Social Butterfly
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Message 26 of 2,621 (400 Views)

The recession hit everyone really hard....

 

My cousin had an exorcism, but couldn't afford to pay for it, so they re-possessed her !

 

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

 

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

 

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Message 27 of 2,621 (392 Views)

I just noticed some frost on my pumpkins....

Guess it's time to start wearing a bra again.

 

 

 

maxine

 

Valued Social Butterfly
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Message 28 of 2,621 (347 Views)

Child:

 

"Mommie, what is a Canadian?"

 

Mum:

 

"It's an unarmed North American  with health care."

Valued Social Butterfly
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Message 29 of 2,621 (345 Views)

"Fall is a tough season for weather forecasters..

It's too cool to scare us with the heat index, and too warm to scare us with the wind chill."

Valued Social Butterfly
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"Yesterday my wife ran away with my best friend Mike."

"Since when is Mike your best friend??"

 

"Since yesterday."