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Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 21 of 2,525 (191 Views)

The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they have just passed.

 

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 22 of 2,525 (204 Views)

"It's...... ONE NATION UNDER GOD ...

Or bite my skinny old **bleep**  and leave!"

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 23 of 2,525 (201 Views)

SENIOR CAMPBELL'S:

 

New large- type Alphabet soup ! Smiley Surprised

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 24 of 2,525 (201 Views)

REMEMBER...   A day without a smile, is like a day without sunshine.

 

And a day without sunshine, is like.....                            night!!!!

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 25 of 2,525 (206 Views)

I don't think all politicians are stupid, but the smart ones are sure good at hiding !

 

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 26 of 2,525 (209 Views)

There should be a support group for women who can't put their dishes in the dishwasher dirty...

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 27 of 2,525 (213 Views)

Growing old is only

a state of mind.

brought on by gray hair,

false teeth,

wrinkles, a pot belly,

and an overall feeling

of being totally pooped.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 28 of 2,525 (214 Views)

Ma loves Pa....

Pa loves women...

Ma caught Pa..

With one in swimmin'

Here lies Pa.

 

 

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY  to all the dads out there...Biological and otherwise.♥

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 29 of 2,525 (209 Views)

God took the strength of a mountain..

The majesty of a tree

The warmth of a summer sun

The calm of a quiet sea

The generous soul of nature

The comforting arm of night

The wisdom of age

The power of the eagle's flight

The joy of a morning in spring

The faith of a mustard seed

The patience of eternity

The depth of a family need....

 

Then He combined these qualities..

When there was nothing more to add,

He knew His masterpiece was complete.

 

And so.... He called it     DAD  .

 

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 30 of 2,525 (209 Views)

If you must burn our flag.... please wrap yourself in it first.