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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She called, Five Horses".

The man said, "That's an unusual name, what does it mean?"

The old Indian answered.....................

"It mean... nag,nag,nag,nag,nag. "       

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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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posted at 09/18/2010 06:52:43 AM CDT

 

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A crusty old golfer ....love it

  LOL Graphic #20

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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

That coffee is going down really good this a.m. Nell, in my new mug !   LOL

Have a nice weekend

Bonnie

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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room.

As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER;  $2.00

HAMBURGER; $ 2.25

CHEESEBURGER; $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH; $3.50

HAND JOB;  $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide knowing smile. "May I help you?"

The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers..."I was wondering, young lady, " he whispers "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs..."Yes, Sir. I sure am."

The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear he says softly, ..............

"Well, wash your hands real good because I want a cheeseburger."       

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MAXINE SAYS:

"I'm starting to wonder how bad 4 years with no President would be?"   

now thats funny... lol

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MAXINE SAYS:

"I'm starting to wonder how bad 4 years with no President would be?"

"God must love stupid people, He made so many of them..."

"Earth is the insane asylum for the Universe."

"The journey of a thousand miles, begins with a cash advance."

"The original 'point and click' was a Smith and Wesson."     

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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY
posted at 09/16/2010 04:33:42 AM CDT

 

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I flunked my Biology exam last Friday 

I think i tinkled my pants lol at this one

 

one,Bonnie C10 coffee cup ! coming soon

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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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I flunked my Biology exam last Friday.....

I was asked to name two things commonly found in a cell.

Apparently African Americans and Mexicans were not the correct answer....

Damn, and I thought I nailed that one !  

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RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

Great idea...then we can have coffee together...

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In Response to RE "Why the long face?" by J0yce1

Welcome Joyce.....

Have a great day, and thanks for posting

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