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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 11 of 2,640

What happens when you pull the plug on an air conditioner?

 

It loses it's cool.

 

 

 

 

 

On the Lighter Side

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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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If you get up early to go Christmas shopping today, you can save a ton of money. Of course, if you roll over and say, "Screw shopping this year," you can save even more.

 

 

 

 

maxine

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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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DEAR SANTA ....

 

I'm writing to let you know...

 

I've been naughty this year..

 

And it was worth it !

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. A child may see his parents age 20 years.

 

 

 

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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 15 of 2,640

First Student:

"Too bad you flunked the test. How far were you from the right answer?"

Second Student:

" Two seats."

 

 

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time. But most of the time they make fools of themselves.

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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 16 of 2,640

You know it's a cold day when your teeth start chattering and they're still on the nightstand.

 

 

 

Maxine

 

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Early one morning late at night                                                                                                                  Two dead soldiers began to fight                                                                                                                 Back to back they faced each other                                                                                                           Pulled out thier knives and shot each other                                                                                               If you don't believe this lie is true                                                                                                               Ask the blind man he saw it too            

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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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It's not really cold out until the dog's frozen himself to the hydrant.

 

 

 

 

Maxine

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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 19 of 2,640

I was caught without earmuffs during a sudden cold snap but managed to improvise with an old padded bra.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY

                   TO AL!

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