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Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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A man goes to a psychiatrist.. The doctor says,  "You're crazy!" The man says, "I want a second opinion."   "Okay, you're ugly too !"

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Apparently the WH didn't get the memo:

 

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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If it's true we are here to help others, then what exactly are they here for?

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses

yearning to breathe free.

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore

Send these, the homeless temptest-tossed to me.

I light my lamp beside

the golden door!"

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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A VERY SAFE, HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO ALL !  

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 17 of 2,525 (159 Views)

Driver:

 

" What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?"

 

Officer:

 

"Keep it, when you collect four of them, you can get a bicycle."

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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He who laughs last...

must be buried in the South.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Ever hear the one about the doctor who gave the man 6 months to live?

The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another 6 months...

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Message 20 of 2,525 (181 Views)

If you were earning cash in your spare time, it wouldn't be spare time. It'd be work.

 

 

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