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Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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My weight problem is hereditary, it was passed down from my mouth to my stomach.

 

I have the theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.

It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

 

A house is made of walls and beams..

A home is built with love and dreams.

Valued Social Butterfly
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I love flying...I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Did I really throw my husband out on the street buck naked for taking a bath with bubbles?

Yes I did !  And I threw Bubbles out too.

 

 

 

   HAPPLABODAY    !

Valued Social Butterfly
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           Butter   vs   Margarine?

 

I trust cows over scientists !

Valued Social Butterfly
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                   HAPPY LABOR DAY WEEKEND TO ALL  !

Valued Social Butterfly
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It's hard to make a comeback

If you haven't been anywhere..

 

If voting could really change things...

It would be illegal.

 

Beauty is only a

Light switch away..

Valued Social Butterfly
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Life is too short to

dance with

ugly men !

Valued Social Butterfly
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Senior setting up new password, came up with a winner.

 

USER;      ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessnow.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Our thoughts and prayers go out to all effected by Hurricane Harvey.

 

                                           ♥♥

Valued Social Butterfly
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The only thing we have left that cannot be changed...

 

Are ...   "Memories",