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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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I'll ignore your

BEER GUT

If you ignore my

WINE HANDLES

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Marriage, lets you annoy that one special person

For the rest of your life.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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In addition to birthday greetings for Americans 80 or older, anniversary greetings are also sent to couples celebrating 50 or more years of marriage.

Requests must be put in writing and sent by mail to:

 

                                                                  White House

                                                             Attn: Greetings Office

                                                                     Room 39

                                                            Washington, D.C.  20502

 

Your request should be made six weeks prior to the occasion.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Many thanks to all who have followed along and maybe gotten a chuckle or two this past year. Here's hoping your year has been healthy and happy, and the upcoming one will be even better.

 

 

         HAPPY 2018 !

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Americans 80 or older, and those celebrating 50 years or more of marriage can recieve greetings from the White House by writing to :

 

White House

Attn:  Greetings Office

Room 39

Washington, D.C.   20502

 

Requests should be made at least 6 weeks prior to the occasion.

For recorded info call 202-456-2724

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Dear Santa,

 

I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all year.

 

Yer frend BILly

 

 

 

 

Dear Billy,

 

Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write?

I'm giving your older brother the Space Ranger. At least HE can spell!

 

 

Santa

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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He did it again this year......

Santa mixed up my request for a fat bank account, and a thin body !   

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May everyone have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS  and a HAPP2018 !

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Never catch snowflakes with your tongue, until ALL the birds have gone south for the winter.

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I sold my hair to buy your Christmas present this year!

 

Both legs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maxine

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