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Valued Social Butterfly
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Life is like salsa....

The more spices you add,

The better the flavor.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Americans feast on 535 million pounds of turkey on Thanksgiving.

 

Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be our national bird.

 

The heaviest turkey ever raised weighed in at 86 lbs. about the size of a German Shepherd.

 

In Mexico, the turkey was a sacrificial bird !

Valued Social Butterfly
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I CAN RISE AND SHINE...

BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME.

 

 

TIME FOR A SNOW TIRE RECAll...

I CAN'T RECALL WHERE I PUT THEM.

Valued Social Butterfly
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They hold elections in November because it's the best time for picking out a turkey.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Voting is like choosing your favorite mosquito

out of a swarm.

 

 

 

 

Maxine

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                                  WENT SOUTH

 

                            REASON...........FREEZIN'

Valued Social Butterfly
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I was down to my undies in the voting booth before I realized it wasn't a dressing room !

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maxine

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Even if you've seen this before, the meaning holds true !

 

It is the VETERAN not the preacher,

Who has given us freedom of religion.

 

It is the VETERAN not the reporter,

Who has given us freedom of the press.

 

It is the VETERAN not the poet,

Who has given us freedom of speech.

 

It is the VETERAN not the campus organizer,

Who has given us freedom to assemble.

 

It is the VETERAN not the lawyer

Who has given us the right to a fair trial.

 

It is the VETERAN not the politician

Who has given us the right to vote.

 

It is the VETERAN

Who salutes the Flag.

 

It is the VETERAN

Who serves under the flag !

 

VETERANS KNOW THAT THE OATH OF ALLEGIANCE HAS NO EXPIRATION DATE.

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A wise old Indian Chief once said......  "Only the white man would think they could cut the end off a blanket, attach it to the other end, and make a longer blanket."

 

 

Set your clocks back an hour, as Daylight Savings begins.

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Voting is like choosing your favorite mosquito out of a swarm.

 

 

 

Maxine