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Even if you've seen this before, the meaning holds true !
It is the VETERAN not the preacher,
Who has given us freedom of religion.
It is the VETERAN not the reporter,
Who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the VETERAN not the poet,
Who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the VETERAN not the campus organizer,
Who has given us freedom to assemble.
It is the VETERAN not the lawyer
Who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the VETERAN not the politician
Who has given us the right to vote.
It is the VETERAN
Who salutes the Flag.
It is the VETERAN
Who serves under the flag !
VETERANS KNOW THAT THE OATH OF ALLEGIANCE HAS NO EXPIRATION DATE.
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the teams' bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it." she replied "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents" !
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?
"Well... " she said, " I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarterback ! Get the quarterback "! Hel-lllo.... it's only 25 cents ! I hate to think what they would do if it was a whole DOLLAR! "
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One fine day, in the middle of the night...
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Got up and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story's true...
Ask my blind Uncle, he saw it too !
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The recession hit everyone really hard....
My cousin had an exorcism, but couldn't afford to pay for it, so they re-possessed her !
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card.
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