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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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I called an old friend and asked what he was doing..

He said he was working on Aqua -Thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment.

 

I was really impressed !

 

Upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water, under his wife's supervision.   

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 72 of 2,641

PLOWING :    3/15    -    6/15

 

PLANTING:    5/1     -     6/15

 

              SUMMER

 

LULL:          7/10    -     8/14

 

HARVEST:     8/15   -     11/30

 

WEDDING:    NOV.  &     DEC.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 73 of 2,641

"You cannot control the wind....

But you can control the sail..."

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 74 of 2,641

If your friends can accurately guess your age...

You need to find dumber friends.

 

 

I find it helps to organize chores into categories.

Things I won't do now..

Things I won't do later..

Things I'll never do.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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We pray for understanding as to

how and why this happened.

For the strength to deal with the loss.

 

For the courage to eventually

pick up the pieces and move on with life.

For the ability to one day forgive

those responsible for this great loss.

 

May God fill our hearts with love,

help take away the sorrow,

help heal the wounds.

May the laughter of the children

help us remember that

there is still good in the world.

 

And, may the warmth of the sun

shine down upon us and

help us find our smiles again.

 

September 11, 2001

 

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 76 of 2,641

Our thoughts and prayers go out today for our neighbors in the South enduring the storms .   ♥

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Message 77 of 2,641

At the current rate of legal & illegal aliens entering this country, August 2017 will be designated white history month.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 78 of 2,641

Why is it after I push one for English,

I still can't understand the person

on the other end?

 

 

Emergency bailout....

Millions, Billions, Trillions...

Let's hope they fix it soon

We only have 23 letters

remaining in the alphabet.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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My friend ( who is very blonde ) was running around every which way, searching all around her living room. "What are you looking for?" I asked her...

"Looking for the hidden camera." she replied.

Shocked, I asked "What makes you think there is a hidden camera?"

 

"That guy on TV knows exactly what I'm doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, "You are watching the shopping channel." How does he know that ! "

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My weight problem is hereditary, it was passed down from my mouth to my stomach.

 

I have the theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.

It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

 

A house is made of walls and beams..

A home is built with love and dreams.

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