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Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism , to steal from many is research.

 

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

 

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

 

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

 

 

 

 

 

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Last night I left my dentures under my pillow. The tooth fairy must have come because she left me a pile of Monopoly money with a note that read... "Nice try."

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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"Don't worry about avoiding temptation.. As you grow older, it will avoid you."

 

 

Sir Winston Churchill

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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A man goes to a psychiatrist.. The doctor says,  "You're crazy!" The man says, "I want a second opinion."   "Okay, you're ugly too !"

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Apparently the WH didn't get the memo:

 

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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If it's true we are here to help others, then what exactly are they here for?

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses

yearning to breathe free.

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore

Send these, the homeless temptest-tossed to me.

I light my lamp beside

the golden door!"

Valued Social Butterfly
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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A VERY SAFE, HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO ALL !