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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Just got back from a pleasure trip...took my mother-in-law to the airport.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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She's been married so many times, she has rice marks on her face !

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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the Army. 

 

The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

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My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a water bed. My wife called it The Dead Sea.

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My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night.

 

 

Only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

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When I read about the evils of drinking,.. I gave up reading.

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Those two are a fastidious couple.

 

She's fast and he's hideous.

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While playing golf today I hit two good balls..

 

I stepped on a rake..

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9.   There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night. Finally, I let her out.

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10.   Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays and I go Fridays.

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